Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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