I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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