Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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