i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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