There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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