My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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