Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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