Are we in a gay sports bar?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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