he wants to bone in the snuggie
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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