So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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