playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
dude. I can hear the air.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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