YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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