Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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