Pappa wants mamma naked
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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