I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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