Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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