just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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