we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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