We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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