He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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