She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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