Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
