This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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