Just mADE A PArabola og urine
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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