I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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