can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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