ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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