hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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