Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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