butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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