I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I looked at my own cervix.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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