like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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