Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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