I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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