what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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