WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
