The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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