The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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