the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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