return my video game
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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