the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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