we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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