I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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