guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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