a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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