It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
