I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
they're like a gay fantastic four
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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