Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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