She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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