Your tits are I can't wait for
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
